i hope one day there is a halloween party where daniel radcliffe goes as frodo baggins and elijah wood goes as harry potter
imagine the havoc
imagine the photos
Only if Ian Mckellen goes as Dumbledore and Michael Gambon goes as Gandalf.
the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter
They start the game Friday afternoon and Saturday morning half of Slytherin is in the hospital wing
are you from tennessee because your the only te
nnis player in the world congratulations
bae: will you go out with me
me: if i date you ill have to stop making tfw no gf jokes and im not sure if im ready for that kind of commitment
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made